Street Smart but Not Subject Savvy

October 16, 2009

More streetwise thoughts:

~I don’t want to know how “Deer Cliff Rd.” got its name.  It sounds ominous for the deer.

~If you name a road “Secret Lake Rd,” I think the secret is out.

~Should I be more worried that my school is just off “Asylum Ave.?”

Just received an email from a lingerie company whose initials are VS.  I misread it at first, thinking it said “New Push-Up Thong,” and I thought “Ow!” because really, how much further can you push something like that up?   And please, don’t answer that.  As it turns out it said “Push-up & thong” which is very different.  Now it seems to be suggesting that I exercise in my underwear.  I think I’ll pass, because nobody wants to see that, including me.  And I’ve never really enjoyed doing push-ups, so the thought is especially obnoxious.  The inclusion of the word “bra” would perhaps have been advisable.

Now, while I’d like to discuss this further with you, I’ll spare you.  I have some anti-Semitic rantings to read about for my race class.  Carry on.

Categories: Random Thoughts.