More streetwise thoughts:
~I don’t want to know how “Deer Cliff Rd.” got its name. It sounds ominous for the deer.
~If you name a road “Secret Lake Rd,” I think the secret is out.
~Should I be more worried that my school is just off “Asylum Ave.?”
Just received an email from a lingerie company whose initials are VS. I misread it at first, thinking it said “New Push-Up Thong,” and I thought “Ow!” because really, how much further can you push something like that up? And please, don’t answer that. As it turns out it said “Push-up & thong” which is very different. Now it seems to be suggesting that I exercise in my underwear. I think I’ll pass, because nobody wants to see that, including me. And I’ve never really enjoyed doing push-ups, so the thought is especially obnoxious. The inclusion of the word “bra” would perhaps have been advisable.
Now, while I’d like to discuss this further with you, I’ll spare you. I have some anti-Semitic rantings to read about for my race class. Carry on.

