Is it possible to anthropomorphize a gallbladder? Because I believe I’ve done so. My gallbladder only has hours to live, and it’s my fault. I’ve authorized its death. Sure, it’s caused me pain. But all loved ones have the potential to hurt us from time to time, don’t they? I’m a cruel, cruel woman who is about to be one internal organ lighter.
Here’s my horoscope for today:
Despite a somewhat stressful morning, you can expect a successful conclusion to almost anything by this evening. Your energy builds to a crescendo that feels exactly right for you.
Well there you have it.
RIP gallbladder. You’ll be missed.
