A coworker who has been struggling with his faith shared that lately it seems that all of the books he’s had to pick are spiritually based. His Higher Power, he says, is obviously sending him a message.
Lately all the books I’ve picked have been about murder, true crime stories and how to get around the law.
What’s my Higher Power trying to tell me?
Somebody ordered Why You Shouldn’t Eat Your Boogers and Other Useless and Gross Information About Your Body.
I would have thought that was self-evident. And as long as we’re talking about things that we shouldn’t do, how about:
How to Fossilize Your Hamster.
Um, how does someone come up with the idea of doing this to his pet? Do you think he just woke up one morning after listening to the hamster wheel all night and thought “I know what I’ll do. I’ll fossilize the darn thing. Then I can have both the rodent and uninterrupted sleep.”
Bad day to be a hamster.